Movies

February 27th, 2011 at 11:35 am

When will the Coen Brothers adapt Blood Meridian?

The Social Network. Billionaires have such important problems. The rest of us suffer through movies of their depositions.

The King’s Speech. Kings have such important problems. The rest of us suffer through their impediments.

Black Swan. Ballerinas have such important problems. The rest of us suffer through their delusional cuticles.

The Kids Are Alright. Lesbians have such important problems. The rest of us fantasize about Mark Ruffalo.

The Fighter. Boxers have such important problems. Like how to stop beating the shit out of each other.

Inception. Dreamers have such important problems. The rest of us have to worry about reality and are simply bored.

Toy Story 3. Toys have such important problems. The rest of us don’t have near the imagination or creativity to make movies this consistently well, despite this one (and The Incredibles) being a bit too long.

127 Hours. Hikers have such important problems. The rest of us sip martinis from boulder-free bars.

Wake me up when James Franco and Anne Hathaway have a threesome with Johnny Depp.

Or Exit Through the Gift Shop wins.

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One Response to “Movies”

  1. A Priceless and hilarious entry. Sad I didn’t see it sooner. My favorite was the Kids are All Right commentary.

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