Reading High Art

October 13th, 2010 at 4:25 pm

So I was reading “Beverly Hills, 90210: Where Are They Now?” and came across this brilliant nugget:

“Most recently Jennie [Garth] starred in a web series on iVillage called “Garden Party” that’s sponsored by Hidden Valley Ranch and promotes healthy eating for kids.”

iVillage. Garden Party. Hidden Valley Ranch. Healthy Eating.

I don’t know where to begin so I’m just going to enjoy this fit of guttural laughter.

But it gets me thinking about my favorite show and where its colorful cast of characters are now.

America's Funniest Videos

That old man who slipped off the dock? The dog chasing the laser pointer? The Dad who got smacked by the pinata? The limber old lady dancing in the back yard who gets blindsided by a Labrador and stumbles sideways into a lawn chair…where is she now? Whatever happened to her? The kid on the skate board who flew over the fence and into the bushes? Is he okay?

And for those purists out there, feel free to just read the descriptions of the show:

“A man has a run-in with a squirrel hiding in his chimney; a woman faints at a surprise party being thrown for her; a bride’s veil catches fire; videos from Oklahoma.”

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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