Since so few of you will actually read this book, but I know that you want to, this from Chapter 3-Drill, Baby, Drill:

“I stuck my head out the window of my black Jetta and shifted into fifth after cresting Thompson Pass. It was winter 2005. The girls were finally asleep, and I needed another gulp of ten-below-zero air to keep from joining them. I fumbled with the CD changer, loaded the kids’ Toby Keith, and cranked up “How Do You Like Me Now?!”
“It was the middle of the night, and I had just emptied my last sugar-free Red Bull. I was already second-guessing my decision to drive…”

George W. Bush would have gone ahead and just snorted a line of cocaine off the dashboard.

THAT’S a Maverick!

Quit being so dramatic, Sarah.

This brash, reckless behavior as recounted and thusly admitted by Sarah Palin in her memoir is further proof of her habitual salvia use. Unreliable sources state that Palin has chronically chewed salvia since she resigned as chairman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission (AOGCC) in 2004 after only 1 year at her post.

It is only a matter of time before Sarah’s sordid addiction causes her to run for, obtain, and then after a short time step down from, a more important elected office.

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