Comments on: Black Belt Patriotism http://authwhore.com/2008/09/11/black-belt-patriotism/ Reading is Sexy. Do it Like a Slut. Tue, 24 Jan 2012 04:03:23 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: James http://authwhore.com/2008/09/11/black-belt-patriotism/comment-page-1/#comment-219 James Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:33:30 +0000 http://authwhore.com/?p=342#comment-219 Yes, but Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Does Chuck Norris have a black belt in foreign policy? Can he walk barefoot over the hot coals of injustice? Will he give a swift uppercut of truth to the Democrats? And remember, contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Yes, but Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Does Chuck Norris have a black belt in foreign policy? Can he walk barefoot over the hot coals of injustice? Will he give a swift uppercut of truth to the Democrats?

And remember, contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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