Black Belt Patriotism
September 11th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Chuck Norris is set to release Black Belt Patriotism. The book is, apparently, the Chuck Norris plan for getting the nation back on track.
At first I was skeptical that there would be a market for such a book, what with the flood of similar books on the market – written by any number of folks who might be better suited to present such lofty ideas. Upon further reflection, I realized that Chuck Norris is as well experienced as our current president to speak on such matters. He as acted like he is tough on crime, he has pretended to win wars and has simulated going after terrorists. With consideration, I think this book will equal anything ghost written under George W. Bush’s name.
I will have to, at least, thumb through this roadmap of reform – if only to be sure there are chapters titled:
Judo Chop National Debt
Side Kick Pork Barrel Spending
Throw a Roundhouse Punch at the Welfare System
Give the National Budget a Total Body Work Out
For me, the rest of the book can be crap. There had better some good leads, that is all I am hoping for…
Yes, but Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Does Chuck Norris have a black belt in foreign policy? Can he walk barefoot over the hot coals of injustice? Will he give a swift uppercut of truth to the Democrats?
And remember, contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.