Wall-E
So there’s this new movie coming out from the hard working people at Pixar called Wall-E. Perhaps you’ve heard of the hard working people at Pixar? They’re renowned for making “good” movies like Ratatouille, Cars, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Monsters, Inc, A Bug’s Life, and the Toys Story.
Perhaps you’ve heard of Wall-E. It comes out June 27, 2008.
I liked Wall-E the first time when it was called Short Circuit.


And the second time when it was called Short Circuit 2.
What was wrong with Short Circuit? Sure, Toy Story was a cute movie, but does it star Steve Guttenberg? Maybe they should have called it Shorty-C…
But if the hard working people at Pixar are so brilliant, why does Wall-E look like Johnny Five?
Sony’s going to sue somebody!
And there is no possible way that Wall-E will be able to compete with Short Circuit. It has one of the finest lines in the history of cinema:
“Hey, laser lips, your mother was a snow blower!”









Uh yeah…Wall-E is already self-aware AI in the movie. It’s not going to be a film about what is sentience and what is life…all the robots already have personalities. I reject your comparison. Except the physical…even I’ll admit they based the design on Johnny 5.