Junot Diaz: Bush Crazier Than Ahab

April 13th, 2008 at 7:31 am

In a recent interview for Newsweek, winner of the National Book Critics Circle Award and a Pulitzer Prize for The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Junot Diaz weighed in on the immigration debate, the war in Iraq, terrorism, and George W. Bush.

Writers always have the best metaphors:

“…we’re in the fifth year of the most expensive war in human history. We’re devouring an entire generation of our young people, both directly in the war or with the long-term consequences, and yet the country wants to get obsessed with immigration. Like this is the exact right time to have this conversation? I wonder if we’re not trying to distract ourselves. You know, I love that image from “Moby Dick,” because we’re like the ship. We’re the Pequod. We’re this nation on this ship, and we’re on this insane quest being directed by a madman. But what’s really interesting is that Captain Ahab wasn’t taking his foreign workers and making them walk the plank. He understood the value of diversity through his dream. We’re even crazier than Ahab. We’re chasing this white whale called terrorism, but our captain is saying, “You know what, I don’t think some of us really belong here. They should walk the plank.” I never thought there would be a day where the United States would be crazier than its metaphor, the Pequod. But we’re there. We’re there. Ahab is now a moderate.”

America is the Pequod.  George W. Bush is Captain Ahab. Terrorism is the white whale.

Yeah. I think that works pretty well.



Then We Came To The End by Joshua Ferris

April 12th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

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The much-acclaimed Then We Came To The End by Joshua Ferris is a story about stories. Which should be enough to keep English Professors masturbating to its meta/post-modern/post-colonial pages for quite some time to come.

But it’s also set in the contemporary workplace of an advertising agency. So with all of its witty talk of coveting office furniture, stealing office supplies, gossip, layoffs, pranks, and meetings, it’s a story most of us can all identify with, and, most importantly, laugh along with.

Plus Then We Came To The End is written in the First Person Plural.

Whaaaaa???

First Person Plural!

“Who writes in First Person Plural?” you ask.

“I know. Like, seriously,” I answer. “Joshua Ferris does.”

The novel opens thusly:

“We were fractious and overpaid. Our mornings lacked promise. At least those of us who smoked had something to look forward to at ten-fifteen. Most of us liked most everyone, a few of us hated specific individuals, one or two people loved everyone and everything. Those who loved everyone were unanimously reviled. We loved free bagels in the morning. They happened all too infrequently.”

Then We Came To The End is written in dense prose that is as cramped as the cubicle-confined characters it portrays. Dialogue of gossip, chit-chat, small talk, and office pleasantries is often nestled into the paragraphs and denied the spacious importance of its own line that it is so often afforded in most novels:

“Okay, I never go to McDonald’s,” said Karen. “I haven’t been to a McDonald’s probably since college. I wake up this morning, I have the biggest jones for a Filet-O-Fish.” “That’s weird,” said Jim. “Isn’t it?” said Karen. “So random. It’s seven in the morning, and I have the biggest jones. So, okay, I have to wait till lunch. I make it to eleven-thirty. But it’s still only eleven-thirty! I can’t go over to McDonald’s at eleven-thirty and order a Filet-O-Fish. That’s gross.” “Is it really called Filet-O-Fish?” asked Jim.

But beyond a cunningly captured illumination of the minor thrills and sweeping defeats of our modern working existence, Then We Came To The End is also a story about stories because it is a story of dark humor told via stories (office gossip, chit-chat, small talk). And since the narrator speaks in the First Person Plural, and therefore identifies themselves as one of the characters, they consequently lack just as much authority. So the book becomes a story of stories. Which makes for something fun and delightful that those English Professors and us Good Novel Appreciators can get our rocks off to.

So read Then We Came To The End. It’s hot.



The 2008 Pulitzer Prizes

April 11th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

The 2008 Pulitzer Prizes were awarded a few days ago. In the Journalism, Letters, Music, and Drama industries, the Pulitzer Prizes are what is technically considered a “pretty big deal.” Even though the cash prize for each winner is only $10,000, you really can’t put a price on the amount of prestige garnered. And the novelty big check still makes for a great photo opp!

The Washington Post pretty much swept the Journalism awards, winning 6 of the 15 Journalism prizes.

One category, Editorial Writing, even went Willesden-Smith: un-awarded. Presiding over the Willesden Literary Prize, Zadie Smith and her cohorts declined to award the prize for a lack of worthy material. I guess the Pulitzer board decided to do the same with Editorial Writing.

And what’s with the Pulitzer Prize Board? I know they’re “judges,” but seriously!

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Is that Souter in the back row? You people are not making Reading Sexy! I’m trying to talk about kick-ass books and you’re having a Republican Convention.

All awards, from the Oscars to high school literary magazines, from this point forward should be decided by an American-Idol-esque scheme. Maya Angelou can shout Ebonics-laden commentary like Randy Jackson, Jhumpa Lahiri can dress fabulously and gurgle undecipherable inanities like Paula Abdul, and Ian McEwan can be rudely crass with dead-on observations like Simon Cowell. Wouldn’t that be better?

Junot Diaz won a Pulitzer for The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. Which is great news for me because I’ve read it and can now retroactively speak its praise.

Alex Smith’s The Rest is Noise: Listening to the Twentieth Century was a runner-up for general non-fiction and that I intend to read.

The other finalists and winners? Eh. <insert shoulder shrug> I’m sure they’re good? The stodgy, old, judge-looking stiffs told us they were good, so who’s to disagree? If you do disagree, you’ll probably get your knuckles rapped with a ruler and sent to time-out. And they’re watching you, Marisha Pessl. You’re not getting your Pulitzer until you start looking like a writer. Instead of a smoking-hot babe:

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Polygamist Sect Raided in Texas

April 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

We are all dismayed and disgusted by the images, news, and reports coming out of El Dorado, TX these days.

Beds in a church? Certainly they could be used for simple slumber, but with so much talk of rape and abuse, what are we to assume? We’re not stupid.

But let’s not be hasty, right?. Let’s not jump to conclusions. We’ll let the good ol’ American Justice System do its thing of course. We’ll let this go on for twenty more years or so with an occasional report and cry for help, but then, when they least expect it, after we’ve been closely watching, wiretapping, and investigating, we’ll get these fuckers for tax evasion!

But beds in a church? No, this isn’t good at all…

And a big old creepy white building in the middle of Nowhere, USA that had door locks so fierce that they thwarted a locksmith and the Jaws of Life? It took a S.W.A.T team to bust them down? That can’t be good.

What is going on???

Just when we feel uncomfortably insecure in fearing the Terrorists and Illegal Immigrants, now we really do have an Axis of Evil. Right here in River City!

It’s time to revisit Under the Banner of Heaven, Jon Krakauer’s harrowing account of this exact culture.

Read it now, while these disturbing reports are fresh. It will blow your freaking mind.

And then move to Carolyn Jessop’s Escape. Jon Krakauer himself says that, “Escape provides an astonishing look behind the tightly drawn curtains of the FLDS Church, one of the most secretive religious groups in the United States. The story Carolyn Jessop tells is so weird and shocking that one hesitates to believe a sect like this, with 10,000 polygamous followers, could really exist in 21st-century America. But Jessop’s courageous, heart-wrenching account is absolutely factual. This riveting book reminds us that truth can indeed be much, much stranger than fiction.”

Ah hell, then read End of Faith.



In Defense of the World Without Retrospect

April 8th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

So many Weschler Moments these days.

Where are all these “unlikely alignments and beguiling resonances” coming from? I guess they’re not that unlikely. I read too much. But they’re certainly mesmeric.

We’ve witnessed George McGovern’s ghost haunting the 2008 Presidential Election and Clive James connecting with Robert Hass and Alan Weisman in amnesiac ways.

And now this:

Kurt Vonnegut’s recently published Armageddon in Retrospect includes a speech he gave at Clowes Hall, Indianapolis, April 27th, 2007:

“Listen: I studied anthropology at the University of Chicago after the Second World War, the last one we ever won. And the physical anthropologists, who had studied human skulls going back thousands of years, said we were only supposed to live for thirty-five years or so, because that’s how long our teeth lasted without modern dentistry.”

Which slightly contradicts Michael Pollan’s tentative conjecture in In Defense of Food that it is our deplorable diet that destroys our teeth so. Pollan notes that our modern dental maladies (braces, root canals, extractions of wisdom teeth, cavities, and routine cleanings and procedures) may be the result of poor diet and nutrition. A public debate between hygiene and nutrition was waged in the 1930s. Hygiene ultimately carried the day, hygiene being easier and far more profitable for the dental profession than restructuring the entire food system.

Which all slightly supports the voluntary extinction movements and population controls mentioned in Alan Weisman’s The World Without Us. We’re living too long. Our teeth are crooked. The oil is running out. The fix is on.

Which reminds me of Pierre Bayard’s How to Talk About Books You Haven’t Read. In it, Bayard says that there are two kinds of books you “haven’t read:” ones you have not read and ones you have read but don’t remember and have forgotten. The latter category is technically an unread book. And so Alzheimer’s is attacking us and turning our lives into unread books.

Because what is a life if you don’t remember it? Because the thing about life is that one day you’ll be dead.



Charlton Heston is Dead

April 8th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

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Now we can pry the gun from his cold, dead hand.



The Power of Words

April 4th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

I will assume that you are all here in the love of language and its use.  The appreciation of writers and the manner with which they employ language is the core of authorship, so if I vary explicitly from the mannerisms of this site to pontificate on television, politics and their conventions in this conversation I will appreciate some latitude.

 

There has been some reveal to John Adams and his doings recently, through NPR and HBO.  The folks at HBO and NPR have been all over the life and contributions of Mr. Adams as of late, reminding us of the efforts he endeavored upon to form this nation.

 

In writing terms, John’s greatest contribution may be in the Declaration of Independence.  It contains one of the most moving utilizations of language evidenced in a few hundred years.

 

In personal terms, it might be the first bit of language I really studied.  I was cast as Francis Scott Key, in some elementary school patriotic production.  Outside of learning the Star Spangled Banner, by rote, the Declaration of Independence was a memorable part of my early childhood learning.

 

It sticks with me to this day.

 

In an era of punditry and positioning, the Declaration of Independence stands as one of my guiding philosophies.  My ultra-libertarian ideals are based on that chunk of political eloquence.

 

The recent series on HBO, and to a lesser extent the spot on NPR, illustrate the strength of character it takes to be a commendable citizen.  John Adams brought forth this strength of will through his adept use of the written word in addition to (and in spite of) his actions.  Adams use of the written word helped to change the world.

 

In this season of political pontification, I invite you to read through the Declaration of Independence.  I invite you to really, thoughtfully, examine the words upon which our nation got its start.

 

It was/is big stuff, you know, the birthing of what has become a land of falsehoods and half goods.  We can talk about the contradictions contained, but there is truth and hope in the ideas declared.  There is talk of greater ideals and principles.  It is a language of thinking which pulls from a concept of a formation for a common good, through which there is an opportunity to thrive and prosper.

  

We have arrived at a moment of greed and fear greater than I have ever seen in my life, greater than the founding fathers might have ever anticipated.

 

We have arrived at a moment which requires that words and actions are of greater importance than half-assed political positions and corporate profits, and must be employed to the betterment of our peers.

 

We have been challenged by the likes of John Adams, to put our ideals before our lusts and pride to make our nation great.  Challenged to use words, language, to initiate ourselves and our associates to be better citizens.

 

Read the documents that now govern our lives, the proposals and propositions on the ballots, embrace the language of laws and governance.  Write it if you have the chonies, but write it well.  There is real power there, whether you like it or not. 

 

It is language that leads us today. 



Armageddon in Retrospect by Kurt Vonnegut

April 3rd, 2008 at 6:50 pm

There’s a new book by Kurt Vonnegut. Published posthumously of course. Because Kurt Vonnegut is dead.

Thanks to G.P. Putnam’s Sons of Penguin, by the way, for publishing a book with such smooth pages smelling so sweet.

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Armageddon in Retrospect starts with an introduction by his son, Mark. Mark mentions that, “In my early-to-mid-twenties he [Kurt] let it slip that he was afraid that therapy might make him normal and well adjusted, and that would be the end of his writing. I tried to reassure him that psychiatrists weren’t that good.”

Which is all eerily similar to another book, Schulz and Peanuts, which I have babbled about before, because Charles Schulz retained similar predilections about his art and psychology:

Despite Schulz’s infuriatingly melancholic disposition, he was quite aware of the source of his talent and even went so far as to refuse to see psychologists for fear it would take away his talent. He even insisted that, “Unhappiness is very funny.”

But back to Mark Vonnegut’s introduction to his father’s book.

Mark says that, “The most radical, audacious thing to think is that there might be some point to working hard and thinking hard and reading hard and writing hard and trying to be of service.”

Mark also says, “Reading and writing are in themselves subversive acts.”

Here here.

And so on.



Down With Big Brother

April 2nd, 2008 at 5:33 pm

Book Industry Groups are trying to revise parts of the Patriot Act that allow the federal government to force libraries and bookstores to release their records detailing purchases and book withdrawals.

I still get a kick out of the name “Patriot Act.” It’s like calling Herpes “Love Freckles.”

But really I just fantasize that there is a bureaucrat government drone in a fortified bunker outside of White Sands, New Mexico that is admiring the quality and quantity of books I borrow from the Public Library. “Wow, what sophisticated taste,” they must be saying to their robot assistant R2-Hal. “He must be good looking too,” R2-Hal probably answers in his sputtering robot-voice.

And Indiana has passed a new law that requires bookstores to register with the government if they sell what is considered “sexually explicit materials.”

Indiana booksellers will try to fight it. Good luck.

“Sexually explicit material” is defined as any product that is “harmful to minors,” there is a $250 registration fee, and failure to register is only a misdemeanor.

But still.

Never minding sexual content, there are a number of books that I would love to see classified as “harmful to minors” for their sheer mediocrity alone. But the blatant sex is pretty unsettling too:

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I remember when I was 9 and lost my virginity. Ah, the memories…

A Media Studies Professor would have a field day with the above book cover, which can be found in the Teen section of your local bookstore. Notice that the faces are cut off. The focus on the bare legs and chests of the young girls, objectifying them, breaking them down to their parts, like a piece of meat.

I know we’re trying to protect the children here (the children!), and there are a lot of bozos out there that we need to protect them from, but still.

Books?

That’s what our lawmakers are concerned about? Books?

So is Indiana going after those Kama Sutra books in the back corner of Barnes & Noble or Gossip Girls?

You’re next, Miley Cyrus.



HOW TO TALK ABOUT BOOKS YOU HAVEN’T READ BY PIERRE BAYARD

April 1st, 2008 at 3:26 pm

You know this book was written by a Frenchie when on page xiv, the author asserts that, “We still live in a society, on the decline though it may be, where reading remains the object of a kind of worship.”

Whaaa??????

Yeah, reading People Magazine.

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No, on this side of the pond we’re in The American Age of Unreason, Pierre. Books are hardly considered a sacred deity worthy of worship. Unless it’s a diet book, or a trashy romance novel, or one deemed commendable by Oprah. Then it can be worshiped. And only then.

Bayard’s work is an uber meta-book, a love letter to books and criticism, a concise praise of artistic creation, books, and critical endeavor. Its only shortcoming is that it does not go far enough. I would have loved to see Bayard’s argument, that a book’s placement in the larger set of books on which our culture depends at that moment is really all that matters, be applied to other mediums, forms of entertainment, and cultural manifestations like movies, restaurants, and pop culture.

Because Bayard’s arguments are sound. His reasoning so remarkably convincing and refined that an application to other arenas of modern life would have provided us with a refreshing and interesting perspective on how to approach politics, religion, and the infinite modes we encounter in our modern lives. Though Bayard does come close, spending an entire chapter providing a most impressive and serious critical analysis of the movie Groundhog Day.

But unfortunately Bayard sticks to books, insisting that, “For a true reader, one who cares about being able to reflect on literature, it is not any specific book that counts, but the totality of all books. Paying exclusive attention to an individual volume causes us to risk losing sight of that totality, as well as the qualities in each book that figure in the larger scheme…we must guard against getting lost in any individual passage, for it is only by maintaining a reasonable distance from the book that we may be able to appreciate its true meaning.”

Bayard goes further: “For there is no such thing as an isolated book. A book is an element in the vast ensemble I have called the collective library, which we do not need to know comprehensively in order to appreciate any one of its elements.”

Bayard even demands that, “It should be the most normal of behaviors to acknowledge that we haven’t read a book while nevertheless reserving the right to pass judgment on it.”

Those French. So cute, so quaint. We’re way ahead of you here in America, bud. Ever heard of a cable channel called Fox News? Talk radio? Pundits? Columnists? Bloggers? Bosses? We didn’t exactly need a French Professor/Psychoanalyst to give us permission to talk about shit we’ve never even been exposed to ourselves. But thanks. ‘Preciate ‘cha.

And why does any of this matter in the first place, this silliness with books? Bayard explains:

“In this cultural context, books – whether read or unread – form a kind of second language to which we can turn to talk about ourselves, to communicate with others, and to defend ourselves in conflict. Like language, books serve to express us, but also to complete us, furnishing, through a variety of excerpted and reworked fragments, the missing elements of our personality.

“Like words, books, in representing us, also inform what we are. We cannot coincide completely with the image the totality of our reading presents; whether the image makes us look better or worse than we should, behind it all our particularities vanish. And especially since books are often present within us only as little-known or forgotten fragments, we are often out of phase with the books that are our public face; they are as inadequate in the end as any other language.”

“The experience of not having read a book is the most common of scenarios, and only in accepting our non-reading without shame can we begin to take an interest in what is actually at stake, which is not a book but a complex interpersonal situation of which the book is less the object than the consequence.”

So I think Americans have grasped the whole Bayard go-ahead-and-talk-about-books-you-haven’t-read concept and have certainly gotten over the shame of doing so, but his argument and reasoning is so well polished and presented that I would like to include more of his concise thoughts, if only to not talk about them, but to just give them. Like little presents:

“What is important in the book is external to it, since it is only a pretext or vehicle for this moment of discussion: talking about a book is less about the book itself than about the moment of conversation devoted to it.”

And Bayard really gets going when he weighs in on criticism:

Oscar Wilde said that, “Nay, more, I would say that the highest Criticism, being the purest form of personal impression, is in its way more creative than creation, as it has least reference to any standard external to itself, and is, in fact, its own reason for existing, and as the Greeks would put it, in itself, and to itself, an end.”

“Ultimately, criticism attains its ideal form when it no longer has any relation with a work.”

I’ll try to deviate more next time.