Kite Runner Adaptation Delayed

Paramount Vantage, distributors of the silver screen adaptation of the bestselling book “The Kite Runner,” are delaying the film’s release due to a fear that a handful of the Afghan child actors appearing in it will suffer retribution because of their portrayal of rape and other unsavory behaviors in the movie.

Warnings have come from American officials and aid workers that the movie could aggravate simmering enmities between the politically dominant Pashtun and the long-oppressed Hazara. And evidently, although Khaled Hosseini’s book is admired in Afghanistan by many in the elite, its
narrative remains unfamiliar to the broader population, for whom oral
storytelling and rumor communication carry far greater weight.

So what I see happening here is that despite our current administration’s attempt at nation building and the spread of democracy to oppressed peoples, what is actually going to be more successful is the cultural liberation through the arts, importing change through books and movies (What the Middle East needs is Manga!)

It is our grand American mechanism of communication, our apparatus of entertainment that will rule the world over. We don’t win with wars Mr. Bush, we win by opening McDonald’s. And if we can close a few McDonald’s and open a few bookstores and movie theaters, then all the better.

Let’s not import our diabetes and heart disease.


Posted by: James on October 5th, 2007 at 5:00 pm


Radiohead’s Pot of Gold

The author of hundreds and hundreds if not thousands and thousands of brilliant fucking songs and clearly the Best Rock Band Ever, Radiohead, recently announced that fans will be able to choose whatever price they want to pay for their new album, In Rainbows.

The news crashed the band’s website.

And evidently, most people are opting for the hefty, full retail price to get the discbox and not being petty and downloading the album for only a penny.

That’s something that only American Idol fans would do.


Posted by: James on October 2nd, 2007 at 7:08 pm


More Bush Books

If someone isn’t writing books about Bush then a Bush is writing a book herself. First Daughter Jenna Bush has embarked on a massive media blitz and tour upon the publication of her book Ana’s Story.

“Ana’s Story” is about a 17-year-old H.I.V.-positive single
mother in Panama whom Ms. Bush encountered while an intern for Unicef. The book is 300 pages, aimed at teenagers, and has a “How You Can Make a Difference” section.

Am I the only one outraged by this current mentality of how “YOU” can and should make a difference???

I don’t know Jenna, your father is the President, go talk to him. Maybe he can do something to make a difference?

Why do people with the money, power, and influence, and thus the actual leverage to do something, perpetually insist that it is everyone else, the common man slaving away at dead-end jobs trying to make an honest living, who should be doing something to fix the world that the rich corporations and incompetent world leaders have done to fuck up in the first place?


Posted by: James on October 2nd, 2007 at 6:46 pm


Author Judge

Former Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has published an autobiography, My Grandfather’s Son.

It’s causing a bit of a stir because it has re-drudged up the infamously contentious Anita Hill-Senate Confirmation Hearings. In his book, Clarence Thomas again accuses his former aide of betrayal and liberal interest groups of unfairly attacking him with racism.

Sure. But let’s switch Clarence Thomas with Bill Clinton, Anita Hill with Monica Lewinsky, and liberal with conservative. It’s different sides of the same corroded coin called politics. And you’re flipping it Mr. Thomas.

The quarterback does not whine about the linebackers who are trying to sack him just as they do not whine about the wide receivers trying to catch passes in their field. It would be petty and off base.


Posted by: James on October 2nd, 2007 at 6:25 pm